Here Comes Peter Cottontail...But Only If You Were Good

The twelve-year-old says:
"I can't wait until tomorrow morning!"
Me: Really? Why?
"Because I'll get my Easter basket!"
Me: (thinking) Oops. I didn't get a basket, per se. And how long do I HAVE to keep up this facade? 
Me: "Hmm. I don't know. I guess we'll have to wait and see." 
"The Easter Bunny doesn't care if I was good."
"Yes, he does."
(long pause)
"Oh. Well. That's news to me."

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