You know how this works. Here is my insightful session:
Will Nicholas get a girlfriend this year?
Will Darrin get a girlfriend this year?
-Signs point to yes
Will Mommy lose 80 pounds?
-Cannot predict now
Will Daddy grow hair?
-My sources say no
(I think this right here proves the ball to be a very reliable source.)
Will Darrin be really tall?
-Ask again later.
Will Mommy ever get a book published?
-Cannot predict now.
Well, I think that was clearly a waste of time.