|Hmm. What other dirt can I get on her?|
The posting could be in reference to Facebook, Twitter, or even this blog. In that respective order. The denial of my ability to relay the - albeit rare - hilarity that is my progeny has put a serious cramp on my writing. Why else did I have kids other than to have someone carry on the fine family tradition of dish washing and lawn mowing?
I could write about serious stuff, but it's too, serious.
The day has come that I am not to utter so much as their accomplishments without prior acknowledgement, complete editoral rights, and a signed release form or compensation. A general mention occasionally is okay as long as any possibility of recognition is stripped away.
|No one will know who I am....|
Then I was busted by the other child, as he read the whole thing on HIS news feed, and used that knowledge as a bargaining tool.
It's been a hard transition, as they were the basis of a lot of my brand of comedy.
Or were they? Only time will tell.
To be continued.....