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Showing posts with label pre-teens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pre-teens. Show all posts

6/2/11

Saving the Funny







When I first starting blogging, or journaling as those of us on AOL at the time called it, my kids were small and saying funny things faster than I could type them up. Over time, the funny stuff started to wane as they either:

A. Realized I was writing everything for the whole world (read: the seven people that read) to see.
B. Developed hormones and lost the funny.

More than likely, it was secret option C. All the above.

They are still funny. But it comes in spits and spells, and usually so far apart in occurance that the mere shock causes me to forget immediately.

I am driving down the road. The twelve-year-old says out of the blue, "I wish I could get a job. I need money."

It never occured to me to ask him what his monetary needs were. Instead, I pulled the old don't-wish-your-life-away standard parental lecture that was given to me some twenty-five years prior.

That was the end of the converstation regarding money. Although, he was concerned over the cost of my monthly prescription when I picked it up.

I took the boys with me to my writers' group. Afterwards, we pulled into McDonald's. We are sitting in the drive-thru line. As I contemplated shining my high beams on the car that was cutting the line, Nicholas (the twelve-year-old) says, "At the rate I am getting money, if I ever get a girlfriend, we will have to eat off the dollar menu." This occurred about three hours from the last comment regarding money.

I. Cracked. Up.

I couldn't get home fast enough in order to tweet and facebook that statement.  (No texting and driving for this chick.)

Then, if that wasn't enough, about an hour later, he comes sauntering through the living room carrying the dog. Our seven- pound Chihuahua mix. And then told me, " The I-feel-rich-so-I-feel-the-need-to-carry-a-toy-dog-around effect."

Apparently he must have come into some money in the dining room.


Why can't every day be like this?




3/13/11

Snoring Husband Makes for a Fun Evening : Stream of Consciousness Sunday

#SOCsunday
Although I missed it last week, I am totally on board this week with Fadra's Stream of Consciousness Sunday. I need to set up an alert or something....

At any rate, the plan is simple:
  • Set the timer for five minutes.
  • WRITE. 
  • No editing, no spell check, no correcting. 
  • Hit publish. 
  • Link entry back to on All.Things.Fadra: Our always fashionable, undeniably hilarious, gracious hostess.
On my mark, get set, GO:
I can't believe that for once I am glad that Big Daddy is snoring. Had he not started in about four seconds after he turned over, I may not have come down stairs on gotten on the computer. Which is odd anyway becquse the plan was to watch "House," and/ or read my book until I got sleepy. I thought getting on the computer would be bad. Oh well got to strike when the iron is hot.

Today was a crappy day. Why were the boys in such good moods yet so annoying at the same time. And to see the look on their faces when I told them that they had to wash the supper dishes. PRICELESS. And they did a good job too.

I only have one more week until they are on Spring Break. I have got to get a TON of work done in case I am not all that productive come next week. And then BD is off the following week with them---heaven help us all.

I noticed when I looked in the mirror for the umpteenth time if my hair was as bad as I imagined. I can't image what that hair stylist was thinking when she gave me this hair cute that looks like Dorothy Hammel and Lord Font Le Roy had a baby. Upon closer inspection, it looks like she jacked it up further by not cutting it evenly. Or perhaps it was from me pulling on the strands willing it to grow out already......

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