I am telling you this now, so that you may prepare yourselves. I do not want calls made in haste asking me such things as why he pees everywhere even if he puts the seat up. And for the love of all that is good, DO NOT believe him when he says, "Well, my mom always did it for me."
Unless he follows up the sentence with, "...when I was two," it is with 100% certainty that he has told you a lie.
True, I have failed as a mother in some aspects. However, it can not be said that I didn't try. I thought I was going to break the mold and raise two fine young men that broke all the stereotypes associated with men.
Here is the truth and it's two-fold:
1. All things "man-like" is genetic trait, and
2. The buckeye doesn't fall far from the tree.
Don't get me wrong: he can be sweet. He'll flash those baby blues/dark browns and give a little blink, and you'll feel like you'll fall into puddle of jelly. Be firm! This is only a tactic! This is exactly how he will try to get around things.
Other common phrases I like to call, The Cop-Outs:
- "I didn't hear you."
- "Oh, I forgot."
- "I was waiting for a commercial."
- "I thought you meant tomorrow."
- "Are you sure you told me?"
- "I don't remember having that converstation."
- "Oh. I was sleeping."
There will be some good times. He'll bring you a Diet Coke or some M&Ms when you are feeling blue. (Just an example; your feel good items may vary from mine.) He will call you on his way home from work. He may even offer to cook dinner.
Again, while these are the niceties, you have to shovel a lot of crap to find a tiny diamond.
It will be rare that the dirty clothes will make it to the hamper. If you don't get into a habit of picking them up, he'll do better about getting turned in a timely manner.
It will be rare that a dirty dish gets put into an empty dishwasher. The male mind can wrap his mind around the possibility that it is OKAY to put one plate inside. They would rather that the sink is overflowing first.
He will always know where things are kept. Even if you moved them. However, he will NOT remember where he got said item. Male memory is selective.
Same thing with hearing. He heard you. He wasn't listening. There is a difference (to him).
The words that are coming out of his mouth may not be exactly what he means. The exceptions to this rule are: money, sports figures, food, and well, let's not discuss that here.
All in all, he is not a bad catch. Not that I am prejudiced or anything. I just want you to know what you are getting into. Don't tell me later you weren't warned.